you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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