yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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