I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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