Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Your penis caused this!
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