i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Enjoy the penises
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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