ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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