imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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