fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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