It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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