People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
How does one acquire holy water?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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