My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
