Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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