I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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