I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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