so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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