They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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