You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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