Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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