So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
