How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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