you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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