And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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