The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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