let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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