I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
When did we convert life to cartoon?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
