The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
