That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
We need to get me chipped asap
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