i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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