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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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