Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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