we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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