i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Ketchup is God's man juice
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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