If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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