Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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