You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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