Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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