Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
