I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
