I must be too annoying 4 u.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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