What did we do last night that was yellow?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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