508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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