worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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