New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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