so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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