walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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