Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Dear god my vagina.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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