Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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