oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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