Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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