**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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