She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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