Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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