I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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