jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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